The VAMPY Omnibus

Selected Readings

When observing the duties of life
One must see a nametag worn
When dressing for opportunities
Check for your jeans - not torn!
When enlightening your cranial skills
Be carful the clock does not run late
When seeking the nurishment of life
Pizza and ice cream should not be all you ate
When finishing your mighty duties
Check with your counselor to determine your fate
Whether it be basketball
Ultimate Frisbee
Game room
or volleyball
Make sure you observe the name above and beneath
When 'round Gordon hold onto your teeth
Camp may be long and memories sweet
But don't take the elevato - instead use your feet