Note: On a recent airing of MTV's BioRhythm, a story concerning a sheep and John and Graham got out. I want to tell everyone that these rumors are completely false.
NEWS: John and Graham are scheduled to appear on Dave Letterman (during his French tour) on 11 January 2001. Be sure to tape it. I am hoping to get pictures scanned in!
| Name | John | Graham |
|---|---|---|
| Height | Tall | Even taller |
| Hair | Yes | Yes |
| Eyes | On occasion | Yes |
| Intelligence | n/a | n/a |
| Dress | Only once | Looking for pics |
| Answer | 42 | Hot Dogs |
| French | ??? | ??? |
I once had the opportunity to ask John and Graham a few quesitons about their upcoming plans. I only had a minute before their personal security picked me up and threw me over a small wall, but this is what I got in the mean time:
| Hank (me): | So Graham, any future raids on France planned? |
| Graham: | Dude, that's not cool! |
| Hank: | John, have you ever thought of going to all out war with the French? |
| John: | Sweet! |
| Hank: | Graham, do you ever have thoughts of retiring? |
| Graham: | Only after I come in from a long hard day of.... |
| John: | SHUT UP GRAHAM! |
| Hank: | MY NAME'S NOT GRAHAM!!!!!! |
...and that was about the time that security came around.
An anonymous fan sent in a link of an incognito John at a gala event
Faithful follower Adam Taylor sent in this picture of the two doing their thing.
"Thanks for the site. I have been following John and Graham since I saw them on 20/20."
-Wayne Newton
"I saw John and Graham in 'Boot Camp' - what an experience!"
-Gretchen York, age 16
"Landy Bassoon Repair offers professional Bassoon and Contrabassoon repair/restoration."
-Landy Bassoon Repair
"He was such a good little puppy, but when he grew up, he was a bad dog!"
-Graham's Mother
"My name is Chris an I am so smart my head can't hold my brains inside so I use tissue paper instead to hold it in but it doesn't always work so I sometimes I forget things really easily like my name for instance or how to type but anyway what?"
-Chris Yee
"I used to like John and Graham, but then I learned that they lip-sync on occasion."
-Eddie
"Did it hurt when you got thrown over the wall?"
-Erin Cook
"Did anyone else see that John had a cameo appearance in the Baywatch that aired 23 July 1999?"
-Karen Teder
"good god hank! you sent me a page of scantily clad women!"
-Kelly Carneal
"I saw Graham and John on Lifetime's "A Baby Story." It was the beginning of a miracle."
-Emily Wright
"What iz eet with thiz John and Gra-ham? I dew not like zem!"
-Random Frenchman
You can email me comments at chz1@cornell.edu. I am glad to hear that I am not the only fan of John and Graham (I figured that was a definite possibility).
