Note: On a recent airing of MTV's BioRhythm, a story concerning a sheep and John and Graham got out. I want to tell everyone that these rumors are completely false.
NEWS: John and Graham are scheduled to appear on Dave Letterman (during his French tour) on 11 January 2001. Be sure to tape it. I am hoping to get pictures scanned in!
|Dress||Only once||Looking for pics|
I once had the opportunity to ask John and Graham a few quesitons about their upcoming plans. I only had a minute before their personal security picked me up and threw me over a small wall, but this is what I got in the mean time:
|Hank (me):||So Graham, any future raids on France planned?|
|Graham:||Dude, that's not cool!|
|Hank:||John, have you ever thought of going to all out war with the French?|
|Hank:||Graham, do you ever have thoughts of retiring?|
|Graham:||Only after I come in from a long hard day of....|
|John:||SHUT UP GRAHAM!|
|Hank:||MY NAME'S NOT GRAHAM!!!!!!|
...and that was about the time that security came around.
"Thanks for the site. I have been following John and Graham since I saw them on 20/20."
"I saw John and Graham in 'Boot Camp' - what an experience!"
-Gretchen York, age 16
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-Landy Bassoon Repair
"He was such a good little puppy, but when he grew up, he was a bad dog!"
"My name is Chris an I am so smart my head can't hold my brains inside so I use tissue paper instead to hold it in but it doesn't always work so I sometimes I forget things really easily like my name for instance or how to type but anyway what?"
"I used to like John and Graham, but then I learned that they lip-sync on occasion."
"Did it hurt when you got thrown over the wall?"
"Did anyone else see that John had a cameo appearance in the Baywatch that aired 23 July 1999?"
"good god hank! you sent me a page of scantily clad women!"
"I saw Graham and John on Lifetime's "A Baby Story." It was the beginning of a miracle."
"What iz eet with thiz John and Gra-ham? I dew not like zem!"
You can email me comments at email@example.com. I am glad to hear that I am not the only fan of John and Graham (I figured that was a definite possibility).